LIES

"Lipstick on your collar, it told a tale on you

Lipstick on your collar, it said you were untrue

Bet your bottom dollar that you and I are through

'Cos lipstick on your collar, it told a tale on you."

'Lipstick on Your Collar' (Lewis/Goehring)

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

Att. Benjamin Disraeli

"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance' (1962)

Lying: everyone does it. Anyone who says they don't is a liar. Is it bad? Depends on who your lying to . . . and (more importantly) if you get caught or not.

Visit http://www.davesweboflies.com/dwol.htm, it won't give you any great insight, but it's bloody funny.

Picture is from a series of cigarette cards featuring the exploits of Baron Munchausen - the world's greatest liar.